Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Why?

Why is Gilmore Girls another rerun? And why do I have to wait two more weeks for a "fresh episode"?

Why is The Amazing Race on at 10pm instead of 9pm? I can't stay up that late.

Why has the price of gas gone up 30 cents in a week?

Why was January so warm, and now March has been colder than normal? Does this have anything to do with the price of gas?

Why have my legs become so dry? Icky, flaky, yuckky dry? I've never had this problem before.

Why is my cat staring at me? He's sitting there in the middle of the floor, staring.

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Why do I have the lyrics of an oldies song in my head?

Hmmm? Why?

22 Comments:

Blogger Monstah said...

Well, I know the answer to that last question but I am afraid it would lead to a really hard *whack*.

3/21/2006 9:42 PM  
Blogger mtw said...

*WHACKS* monsty.

I'm thinking of the lyrics to an old song too. She totally deserved that!

3/22/2006 2:22 AM  
Blogger BlindSlim~CSTL said...

Well I dont watch Gilmore Girls but I like watching the Gilmore Girls...both actresses are definitely worth changing the channel for. *grin*

3/22/2006 8:36 AM  
Blogger Lasann said...

In order:

Because their lives have been rather ho hum lately like most of us. When spring comes things always get more interesting.

To force us to get TIVO.

I blame that on Texas.

To keep us on our toes. Ask Texas.

Because we always want what we don't have and now you've got it.

He is trying to remember where he met you in your previous lives.

Because he doesn't love her anymore.

Ours is not to ask why!

3/22/2006 9:10 AM  
Blogger momma said...

HEY! No blaming Texas. It's colder than it should be right now. It actually FROZE last night. Brrrrrr!

3/22/2006 9:14 AM  
Blogger momma said...

Blame it on Carey. We're getting our weather from them and you up North folks are getting your weather from us. At least, the Up North folks on the Eastern part of the US.

3/22/2006 9:16 AM  
Blogger ~Nutz said...

Why is Gilmore Girls another rerun? And why do I have to wait two more weeks for a "fresh episode"?

I don't know!!! I'm wondering why too. I *heart* Gilmore Girls!

Why is The Amazing Race on at 10pm instead of 9pm? I can't stay up that late.

I am hating the 10 pm timeslot. Change it back!

Why has the price of gas gone up 30 cents in a week?

Yes. I think this is because of pretzel boy.

Why was January so warm, and now March has been colder than normal? Does this have anything to do with the price of gas?

The Earth's axis is off kilter or something.

Why have my legs become so dry? Icky, flaky, yuckky dry? I've never had this problem before.

Less moisture in your skin. No rain = dry air.

Why is my cat staring at me? He's sitting there in the middle of the floor, staring.

He thinks you're a mouse and is debating about *pouncing* on you.

Why does the sun go on shining?

It hasn't exploded... yet.

Why does the sea rush to shore?

It thinks the grass is greener there.

Why do I have the lyrics of an oldies song in my head?

I don't know, but Zombs has made me have a Barry Manilow song in my head. Wanna trade?

Hmmm? Why? I want to know too!

3/22/2006 9:34 AM  
Blogger Swami said...

Why not?

3/22/2006 9:38 AM  
Blogger Swami said...

But I do hate the way so many shows have started to have reruns at random and very frequent times. It makes me lose interest in the show. Especially shows that have tight, complicated plots. I'm thinking of giving up on Lost for just that reason. Well, that and I hate Ana Lucia.

I liked TAR earlier but waiting the extra hour is no biggie for me.

3/22/2006 9:43 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Because you're old?

3/22/2006 10:20 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

Why is Gilmore Girls another rerun...it's taking after LOST.

Why is The Amazing Race on at 10pm instead of 9pm?..I also wonder.

Why has the price of gas gone up 30 cents in a week...This makes me angry.

Why was January so warm, and now March has been colder than normal...payback is a bitch.

Why have my legs become so dry? Icky, flaky, yuckky dry? I've never had this problem before...because you are old. *ducks* Seriously, slather up that lotion. Don't get that lotion you can use in the show. It's similar to slathering conditioner on your body.

Why is my cat staring at me...he thinks you are getting him milk soon.

Why do I have the lyrics of an oldies song in my head? You forgot to buy one of those tinfoil helmets.

3/22/2006 10:40 AM  
Blogger Glowie said...

I don't watch Gilmore Girls. I'll ask my mom. She does. No, I am not implying you are old.

DVR

umm. I don't have a typical non-political, stupid Glowie answer for that.

to give me a break before the hot summer starts

Olay Body Quench (I think that's what it's called)

He's waiting for you to fall asleep so he can suck the air from your lungs.

Because it was 50's night on AI?

*smooch*

3/22/2006 11:02 AM  
Blogger Coco said...

These questions are too hard. I will commiserate with you on the TAR thing, though. Ten is wayyy past my bedtime.

We actually have two weeks' worth of TAR videotaped, believe it or not.

*smooches Augie*

3/22/2006 9:21 PM  
Blogger yvonne said...

Just to clarify...I *do* put lotion on my legs. On my entire body, after showering. My legs are dry despite this. *sigh*

I actually think it's because I ran out of my L'Occitane Body Creme and had to resort to the second team--the L'Occitane was on back order for weeks! But no fears people! I finally got my shipment and I think my legs are back to silky smooth and yummy.

*grin*

*smooches* to everyone (except Monsty)!

*whack* to Monsty

3/23/2006 7:31 AM  
Blogger Breezy said...

I'm going to a spa party tonight.

3/23/2006 9:12 AM  
Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

Cats just do that.

3/23/2006 8:45 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Why is fudge such a funny word?

Fudge.
Fudge.
Fudge.

Did you know there was an actor named Alan Fudge. That would be a funny last name to have.

3/24/2006 11:14 AM  
Blogger Zombs said...

No offense to any bloggers out there whose last name are Fudge.


Sorry Nookie!

3/24/2006 11:15 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I don't like when Augie gets busy. She ignores us. *sticks tongue out at Augie*

3/24/2006 4:48 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Carey Fudge

3/24/2006 9:14 PM  
Blogger Immunegirl said...

Hmmm. All I can say is that I use Jergens Ultra Healing Lotion and it is very helpful for winter dry skin.

*smooooches*

3/25/2006 8:36 PM  
Blogger ~Nutz said...

Hi Augie!!! I just came to tell you that Kimmie Meissner has won the World Championships!!! I bet you're super excited! Here's a story:

http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/story/5442882

3/26/2006 9:00 AM  

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