Very Important Update
I am eating Starburst Jelly Beans. Very tasty!
The orange, cherry, grape, and strawberry ones are my favorites.
Yellow and green suck ass. I throw them out.
If you would like some I will share, but please do not reach into my bag and help yourself. I will pour some out for you.
That is all.
PS I am not supposed to be here. I am at work. We can't do blogs at work. That being the case, please do not read this blog entry until I am home from work tonight. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
19 Comments:
What do you mean don't read until you get home. You just told me to come her.
*reaches into Augie's Starburst bag*
HEY! Don't throw them out! I'll take them. Unless yellow tastes like squash and green tastes like spinach.
Icky.
There is only one jelly bean for me and that's Jelly Belly. Not all the flavors, but a whole bunch of them.
Yuck. I heard somewhere that Carey pooted in the Augie's Bag of Beans.
*waves hand under nose* Whew!
*holds hands out*
I'll share some Jolly Rancher ones with you.
May I have some strawberry ones, please?
And I so badly want to make a comment about Carey's comment and what I'm assuming is a typo, but since this is Augie's bloggie, I'll be good.
Sheez, what is up with all the green hate?
(By the way, I am so happy to hear that you eat traditional jelly bean flavors...Coco likes the popcorn flavor jelly bean and that is just so shaky.)
read with shaky voice: Sooooo Shakkkkkkky.
Are you home yet? Can I read this yet?
*Steals some jelly beans*
IMPORTANT UPDATE TO THE UPDATE!
I am home.
That is all.
*waves to Iggy*
*snort* at Arkie. Oooops.
Are you home yet?
Hi Augie! *smoooch*
I will eat the yellow and green ones. Nookie and I will share them.
Why are you eating Starburst jelly beans when there are perfectly good Jelly Bellies for sale somewhere?
Once you go Jelly Belly you never go back.
Monsty, I think Jelly Belly has at least 3 shades of green, and lots with green spots. Proving their superiority!
*pout* all green and yellow things should automatically come to me.
Go Pack Go!
Oh and Augie!!! the tracker says my package is here in town!
Okay. I am a dope. I just got Ahkie's joke. And yes, it was funny.
*waves* to Augie. :)
*smooches*
Ummm, the SweeTart jelly beans are also really good. I bought three bags of them last week and I'm almost sick of them now. Jelly Belly's are great, but they're too expensive for everyday use.
Post a Comment
<< Home