There is no "Monsty"
Has anyone met Monsty? Nope. No one. There has not been one published report of a Monsty sighting. Not one eyewitness account of an actual, honest-to-Cod meeting. Nothing. Personally? I do not think there *is* a Monsty. At least not the Monsty "she" says she is.
I do not think she is really a she.
I think "she" is a "he". A "he" who is a 14 year old chess club belongin', retainer wearin', Star Wars lovin' (sorry Catt), trombone playin' high school student. Monsty probably has posters of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton in his room. I bet Monsty plays rousing games of Dungeons & Dragons with his fellow 14 year old chess club belongin', retainer wearin', Star Wars lovin' (sorry again Catt), trombone playin' high school friends.
I think Nookie is going to be in for the surprise of her life when some kid straight out of Malcolm in the Middle meets her for lunch next month.
posted by yvonne at Saturday, January 14, 2006
18 Comments:
Do they still play Dungeons & Dragons? And would someone who plays D&D be interested in Lohan, Spears & Hilton? I didn't think that D&D players were even aware of sex, much less being interested in it.
Okay, okay, you made your point. I will stop rubbing in the fact that I get to have a special, intimate lunch with Nookie.
I have heard rumors that Monsty is a Chinese midget.
You see Arkie, today's D&D players are far more sophisticated than yesteryear's D&D players. Today's D&D players enjoy Lohan, Spears, & Hilton just like their more socially advanced classmates. It's just that D&D players like Monsty wouldn't know what to do with Lohan, Spears, & Hilton if they showed up in his bedroom.
He'd probably choke on his retainer. Or hyperventilate and pass out, conking his head on his lifesize Darth Vader (again, apologies to Catt).
*answering the phone*
Hello? Say! Hi Sis Nookie! I could not agree more! Augie *is* a lot like that know-it-all daughter on the Gilmore Girls. Oh! I love it that we can use lunch as a verb! Bravie? No. Don't worry, my cell phone has caller ID. Okay! Love ya' like a sis!
*snort*
Thanks, Augie! I appreciate you explaining it to me.
*smooch*
Waaaaah. This is me pouting about this lunch meeting here too.
You know, Augie, you can block that lunch buddy person from posting on your blog. I bet she has icky hair and loves the Yankees. You should look into blocking her, or him or it or whatever.
*SNORT*
Even if Monsty's a 14-yr pimply boy, I'll still call him/her my sis :-)
*bwahahahahahahahaa*
I knew no real person would go to 42 weeks.
Augie is right.
I heard Monsty is a 42 year old fat bald man. *shakes head* Poor Nookie.
I was speculating earlier that Luna is actually a 40 year old, chicken eating trailer trash. Maybe Monsty is his son?
*snort*
I have no snarky things to say about any peep meets that I am not attending.
You know all REd Sox fans are serial killers right? If I were Nookie I would be very afraid.
I would make sure the police were nearby to check him out.
Come on guys...are any of you female?
*giggle*
So, you're saying that Monsty is really HD, circa 1990...?
And there's nothing wrong with playing DnD. I wouldn't have gotten through grad school if I didn't get to look forwward to decapitating goblins on Friday nights.
Yeah, I know: my dork quotient just skyrocketed.
I think Monsty is is Goldie.
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