Monsty Love
Gather round folks, and show your love for our furry green one. She murderated her blog yesterday and needs some tender loving care. Help Monsty get over the anguish of her dearly departed blog.
So tell me! Why do you love the Monsty?
I love the Monsty because she makes me laugh like no other. AND! She sent me cookies!!!
AND! I would love her even more if she sent me MORE cookies.
*hopeful look*
posted by yvonne at Wednesday, January 04, 2006
47 Comments:
Just because I suggested "monstage" as your next blog entry doesn't mean I am not here loving it. (or loving you.)
Monsty is a dork.
I do love my Monsty Doll.
However.
If she sent me cookies, I might love her more. I'm not sure how many more hints I can throw at you people.
Oh wait. It's because I'm fat, isn't it? Y'all are just looking out for me?
I love the Monstah because she's green. And she has an imaginary monkey.
Glow & Augie, I have this recipe for these diet cookies, and I would be glad to send you some. *evil grin*
Bad Arkie!
*smacks Arkie on the nose*
*grin*
LOL @ Arkie.
I love our beautiful Monsty because she makes me smile with her stories of motherhood. She's a terrific friend.
Glow Pop? I have no cookie recipes that are special. I am inept when it comes to cookies.
If I *had* a cookie specialty, I would make them and send them to you.
*smooch*
Monsty? She has a certain je ne se cois.
I have no idea how to spell french.
But! I love her more than spaghetti!
Was I bad because I mentioned the monkey or the diet cookies? *grin*
Who's Monsty? *head tilt*
*runs off giggling*
Those diet cookies that you tried to push off on the coworkers that you don't like. *evil eye*
*whacks Augie*
You must move to the end of the cookie line.
I *heart* Monsty for many, many reasons, including the fact that she carried her child well into Month Number 10. She never fails to make me laugh, and she is so thoughtful and knows when to say the right things at the right time. And because she is a true baseball fan.
Now get your blog back up and running, missy. I've had to find a new way to enter blog land.
In the spirit of the thread, Monsty's not half bad.
Carey is trying to get me to jump all hobbit on her, but I am not taking the bait.
Tell me about it, Monsty. Carey tries that on me about 4 times a week.
*rolls eyes*
And Boo? No *whacking* of Augie allowed in her own blog.
Signed,
Blog Master
I love Monsty because she has great hair and she never flings poo at me.
I heart Monsty. She's cute and funny and furry and green and smart and funny and cute and ... oh wait. I said that already, didn't I?
Jump all hobbit?
*snort*
Eh, she's all right.
Augie just called me a "tart ho bag" in an email. So you see? She is actually really mean to me behind the scenes.
(And Bravie called me a homo. That will be discussed another day.)
I can't wait for the homo discussion. *snort*
A tart ho bag? As in put some tarts in a ho ho ho Santa bag? Cause I can't ever imagine Augie calling you something like that.
I'm a witness to it. She did call her a tart ho bag. I saw it.
oh piffle!
Now I need to put an actual post on my blog.
Must think of something interesting that happened.
So what did Monsty do to deserve being called a tart ho bag?
Momma is the winner! What did Monsty do to be called a tart ho bag? Well...
Monsty was called a tart ho bag because Carey called her a homo because Monsty all of us "babies" and when Breezy complained (cried like a baby even) about being called a baby Monsty said she meant "babes" and called us all babes and hotties.
*big breath*
So, the name calling was started by *drum roll* Monsty herself.
Ha!
At this point, all I can say is - be glad (or sad, whatever) Monsty has your email addresses. She keeps losing mine.
And um...Augie? Did you start the Monstah love thread before or after you called her names that were a result of breezy pointing out that monsty started calling ya'll names or whatever the hell all that was?
Cause if you started this after, we could almost call it a Carey-pology.
I'm getting blamed for this now?!?!?!?!?
Ahem! The Monsty love thread was started BEFORE she call everyone names.
I tell you what...this will be the last love thread I do for that name calling tart ho bag Monsty.
Hrmph.
Unless I get cookies. And a tart.
I like pop tarts.
I like fruit tarts the most, but have been know to enjoy a nice custard type tart once in a while.
You know, I've never had a real tart.
tarts five me the farts.
Not really, but I wanted to say that because is rhymes.
Five you? Hunh?
*smooooooooooooch*
they give as well as five. Sorry, I have a fancy vocabulary that most people don't always understand. *grin*
Can you still but Sweet Tarts?
I like the chewy Sweet Tarts.
You guys make me giggle :-)
For the record, if anyone plans on sending me tarts, I prefer pecan tarts, thanks.
I like Sweet Tarts too. The original ones, not the chewy ones.
butter tarts please!
Someone should send Coco Pop Tarts!
Where is she?
And why are you calling me "The Monsty".
Someone should tattoo "Pop Tart" on Zombie's forehead.
I was cleaning the bathroom.
I lvoe the Monsty because she's brought me ice cream, she's a great, loving mommy with good Allstah stories (although not enough pictures), she's a funny writer, and she loves baseball.
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