*presses pause*
ATTENTION FELLOW BLOGGERS
This blog is on pause until further notice.
Augie needs a break from the computer. Augie needs to get ready for the holidays. Augie needs to stay away from OT for a bit before she gets herself banned. Augie needs to clean the house. Augie also needs to stop speaking in the third person.
Here are the rules -- please read carefully -- this means you -- yes, YOU. You know who you are. Yes, I'm looking at *you*.
1. Feel free to blogjack while I am gone.
2. Feel free to ignore me while I am gone.
3. No whining about an update. *looks at Monsty*
4. No *pooting* at all. *looks at Carey*
5. No eating poutine in my blog. *looks at Nookie and Coco*
6. No blowing up my blog while I am gone. *looks at Bob*
7. No stories about hemorrhoids. *looks at Zombie*
8. Boo *must* wear the Pirate hat when she posts.
9. No diet no-bake oatmeal cookies allowed. *looks at Arkie*
10. No driving of cars. Rental or otherwise. *looks at Iggy*
11. No driving of snowmobiles in my blog. *looks at Lightsy*
12. No posting about fellow faculty members' butt noises. *looks at HD*
13. No *smooching* of my Blog Mods allowed. *glares at Glow*
14. Gothmog, Dweeze, and Landru are the blog mods. Heed them well.
15. Buggy is in charge of the blog mods. Heed her well.
16. Nutz is in charge of Bon Jovi.
17. Momma is in charge of all cowboys, including Chris Cagel.
18. Syren is in charge of CSTL. *looks at CSTL*
19. Jen is in charge of Jake Gyllenhall.
20. Breezy is in charge of Bret Favre.
21. MM is in charge of Tim McGraw (however, keep your hands offa Keith Urban, ya hear?).
22. Rose in in charge of Bradley Cooper.
23. Seana is in charge of the Paolos. (good luck Sweetie!)
24. Luna is in charge of Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (be gentle with him, Luna)
25. Wheezy is in charge of whatever she wants. She *is* the Wheezus, people.
If I missed anyone, my apologies. *looks remiss* If I did miss you, then feel free to post anything you want to within the above guidelines.
Play nice people.
posted by yvonne at Thursday, November 24, 2005
63 Comments:
Woo Hoo! I? get to be in charge of Bon Jovi!!! Does that make me, like, their *stalker*?
*smooch* to Augie!!! We'll miss you!
Have a very Happy Thanksgiving!
*poot* I'm a rule breaker.
Why didn't you leave me a little Angie in here?
Why can't I wear a pirate hat?
Can I still hang out with Dweeze behind the 7-11?
You said no cars but can I ride my Big Wheel in here?
And who's in charge of the Cowgirls? I want that position.
You have left entirely way too many questions lingering about the blog.
I need supervision, ya know. Hrmph.
Augie sounds like Bob Dole.
Ah, my lifelong dream. To be in charge of Jake. I can make him do whatever I want, yes? How delicious.
I would say that I'll miss you, Augie, but I get to meet you in *counts on fingers* 10 days! *hops*
Arkie will obey the rules. Arkie will NEVER make those cookies again. Arkie likes talking in the third person. Arkie thinks Monsty is very funny. Arkie will miss Augie.
So Augie won't be anywhere? *sobs*
Not even on "Lost"?
Rest and be Merry sweet Augie!
Wow, I must say, that was the perfect way to take the sting off of missing you. Tim McGraw? Guess I won't be around much either. *grin*
Have a productive leave and HB!
*smooches*
No Augie? *pout* What do I even need to turn the computer on for then? *punches computer* I hate when there is no Augie in my computer! *cries*
I assume I am in charge of Jared Leto. You forgot to mention that. *glares at Augie*
*smooches G*
Um, what is this blatant favouritism. Nutz is in charge of Jon? What.Ever.
*gets out poutine fork*
*giggles at Coco*
*sticks out tongue*
*runs to post about Bon Jovi on my blog*
You are in so much trouble.
*chases nutz out of Augie's blog with zils*
Hmmm, she only told MM to keep her hands off Keith Urban.
*gropes Keith Urban*
pooooooooooooot
*poot*
Coco's poots smell. *holds nose*
Bigfoot hemorroid coming through...
"grrrrrrroooooooowwwllll"
Did you see Coco's baby coming out of her cervix?
Not as much as Zombie's hemmorhoids do.
Yeehaw! I get the cowboys!
*smooch*
Augie is my new favorite.
gaH!
*blows up entire blog*
*surveys smoking ruins*
much better
*covers microphone with hand and consults attorney*
For the record, let me just state that the interent without Augie is like: the cookie without the crunch, the fresh laundry without the smell, the ocean without the sound of crashing waves, Fenway without the green monster, and the cat without the purr.
What kind of kiss ass have you become, Monsty?
*gag*
I agree 100% with what the Monstah said.
#4,6, & 7 shouldn't be a problem for me.
#5 just isn't fair. *pout* (that's pout not poot)
And #11 is just silly because there simply isn't enough snow in this blog...yet. *grin*
Hurry back Augie!
*throws a snowball at Breezy and Carey*
Yeah, number five is discriminatory.
But Lights, she didn't mention you.. go ahead, do it!
*takes a bite of poutine and waits for a mod to show up and punish her*
There's new Keith on my blog for you when you return.
Okay, I'm having fun with my cowboys, but...I kinda miss Augie.
I think Augie is in the hatch pushing the "numbers" when the countdown clock starts.
Let's hope she isn't on flight 815 while flying over to Kimmah's blog looking for her Australian man.
Bradley Cooper!!!!!!!
Waaaaaah!!! I miss Augie already! :(
Hmmm.. it's quiet in here.
*drips poutine sauce on the rug*
Guess what I had for lunch?
No Augie AND no poutine? *pouts*
Augie!!! Coco got poutine all over your blog! *giggles*
*steal poutine from Coco*
oops, I think I spilled a little bit more. sorry.
I'm happy to be in charge of the Paolos. I'm just going to send them to their rooms for a while. Maybe I'll split them up or we'll go to the park or something, to use up their energy.
Also, DD has discovered a show called "Fairly Oddparents". It has no educational value, but it makes me laugh. Just felt like saying that. Not that it has any bearing on life or anything.
Yeah! Go read my TAR summary. *grin*
Augie? I miss you. I can't wait until this weekend. Augie? *tap tap* Can you hear me?
YES! I love being in charge of Jr. *smooches to Augie* Hurry back, although, as warm as it is in Virginia, it feels like you're already here. :-)
Lights is a tattletale!
*spills cookie crumbs*
I? have read all of the TAR summaries. *big grin*
I read the Survivor summary where you gave a shout out to GH. *grin* I even posted a comment.
*smooch* Need some snow, Wheezy?
Damn. Just when I need advice. DH and I are planning to move to Aroostook county. *crosses fingers*
I need to find a teaching job there, and DH needs to find an asbestos abatement firm to work for.
Hooray! Dreams are attainable folks!
TOBOGGON RIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps on toboggon with Zombs*
Yikes. I have lots of summaries to read. I promise, I will.
Augie? For the future you might want to ban squids and their tentacles.
Waaaaah!! Are you back yet? :(
If not, I might just have to drive down to see you...
Somebody has tentacle prejudice.
But hey! This might be the best place to post the bits that were too squicky for my blog.
*misses Augie*
*cries*
Augie: I hope you are enjoying your break! I do have my pirate hat, and I will post a pic for you when you return.
Ummm... Augie??? Just how long do we have to live without you?
Nutz <--- misses Augie too!
Hey Zombs! I'll pull you and your toboggan back up the hill with my snowmobile!
What Augie doesn't know won't hurt her. *grin*
*gets sprayed with snow from snowmobile*
I bet Bob is laughing at this.
I think Augie can come back now. We are ready.
Augie got Lucky!
maybe that's why she's away from her blog?
*gropes Keith Urban*
I'm missing Augie mostest.
Oh, wow! Augie got Lucky twice! Color me gellus!
Hey I saw you post at that other place today! You like them better?
*sobs*
Disclaimer: Lucky is in no way, shape or form, connected with me.
signed
christmas lights
Augie has artificial ones?
I think that is Carey's alternate screen name-rainbows end.
Augie gets all the holiday spam. How nice for her.
I think Augie doesn't love us anymore.
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