*sigh*
The stupid M&M thread at the other place has made me want some M&Ms. There are no M&Ms in the house. None. At all.
This is just wrong.
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Woo hoo!
Anyway, that thread made me want some too, but when I got to the vending machine, I went for an OHenry instead.
It was very tasty. Then Eric made me buy Jos Louis when I went to the store for milk, so now I have more fattening food in the house.
*burp*
Oooh, hey. Will I get a mod smackdown for belching in your blog, Augie? Shit! I'm such an idiot!
Oh, is swearing not allowed either? Rats.
*sits and waits for mod smackdown*
Other place. Do we now call OT, OP?
Who is down with OP.P?
I am waiting for DH to come back with dinner. Quiznos. Mmmmm.
Burping is allowed, Coco. Pooting is not. *looks at bravie*
Swearing is allowed on a case by case basis. I will leave it up to the Mod Squad to determine the severity, and thus the punishment.
I've never been to Quiznos. There is a new one in town. Should I go there? What should I get? Do they have M&Ms?
*poot* I have a shit load of M&M's. Do you fucking want some or not?
I am getting the chicken carbonnara sub.
I like them better than Subway and Blimpie. Hot and toasty.
Ooooo yeah. Let's all get hot and toasty.
*shines miner hat light on*
I, have M&Ms. And Snickers. And M-Azing bars. And Dove chocolates. And Hershey Miniatures with Nuts. And White Chocolate Reeces Cups. And Twix. And Heath Bars.
Okay, so I might have like 1 bag of every candy on the shelf. And I have it sorted into 2 groups. One group is in my scary pumpkin tin, which is strictly for Trick-or-Treaters. The other candy is on the hall table in my Halloween basket. The basket has two liners, one for Halloween, and one for just plain fall. This candy is strictly for guests and us. Hopefully more for guests.
Would you like to be my guest?
I also have cheesecake.
Oh, and after tomorrow, I'll have a shed that's big enough to be a guest house.
I am so going to BooHoo's house.
Carey? Please do not poot in my blog. Thank you.
*looks around the elevator*
I think I'm gonna poot.
LOL! Zombs! You down wit OPP? Yeah you know me! I *heart* Quiznos! They have M&M's cookies, Augie. Get the Steak House Beef Dip!
Oh, and... pffft! You didn't want my cheesecake, but you'll go to Boo's for hers? I could get candy too! Sheesh! No matter now. I? am somebody else's blog mod! :P
Sometimes, when I don't have time to brush my teeth, I just eat some Junior Mints instead.
PS I will need to steal some green M&Ms for this weekend.
IMPORTANT GROVER TRIVIA: Junior Mints is Grover's pretend mafia name.
It is the opinion of this mod that anyone *not* burping, pooting, or otherwise expressing their bodily excess of air on this blog will receive a smackdown. You have all been warned.
And. I must also insist that if you wish to continue to post on this blog, you must send Augie some M&Ms immediately.
Peanut butter M&Ms please.
And G? I do not poot anywhere other than a room that has a toilet. Sometimes I burp if I can. *tries to burp*
Augie! You must try the Quiznos. Like Zombie said, they are hot and toasty sammiches. MMMMMMMMM!
Our vending machine is out of M&M's. Thanks to me *chocolately grin*
*puts hand under armpit and tries to make a poot sound*
Well, I was going to comment, but apparently I'd have to do one of those gross things. I must leave.
Which sucks, because I had a really good comment.
Goth is mean.
Is it against the rules to say that?
HA did you know someone stole my bag of trail mix?! How crazy is that...I think it was the cleaning people. Little did they know there are no m&ms left in that huge bag!
M&Ms are yummy. I like the mini ones. And the peanut butter.
I want to go to Quizno's. Never been.
jenbeauty, that's just wrong!
The bastage(s).
Oh, and if it's OK, I'll just wave around this leftover egg salad.
*crunch crunch crunch*
That's me eating my M&Ms
Hi Augie. I'm starting to catch a really good buzz. *grin*
This is me, following Carey around watching her drunk-post everywhere.
Hi coco! Are you following her too?
Well, it was my idea, but I guess you can copy me. :-)
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I'm eating bread.
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