Like. Oh.My.Gawd!
You know how Cosmo Magazine does the Most Eligible Bachelor issue and they pick one guy from each state?
Hold on to your hormones, ladies ...
I found out that Maryland's MEB (an Army Captain) not only lives in my town, but works in my building.
Like. Oh.My.Gawd!
Apparently he is an aide to one of the Generals here on base and his office is on the second floor. My office is on the first floor.
Like. Oh.My.Gawd!
And I know you all think I did, but I did not run up to the 2nd floor and look for him. If I was 10 or 15 years younger I might have, but my knees do not allow me to run anymore.
*sigh* So close, yet so far.
posted by yvonne at Monday, October 31, 2005
25 Comments:
So you hopped on your Lark, took the elevator and went rolling around looking for him?
I am assuming a Lark is a motorized wheelchair? And no, I did not "roll around" looking for him.
Well yes, yes it is. *giggle*
I'm on a roll tonight. *snort* Get it? On a roll? LMAO
*stares blankly at Carey*
*snickers* at Carey & Augie.
Is that how you looked when you were chasing MEB?
Well, Carey is amusing me, tonight. But it's also 2am, so maybe I'm easily amused at this hour.
Take your magazine and go ask him for an autograph. Then smooch him *grin*
I agree with Nookie. *grin*
I agree with Nookie too.
*smooch*
So walk, don't run up the stairs.
Sheesh.
Nookie is very smaht.
What's wrong, elevators don't exist in Baltimore?
Couldn't you find a reason to stumble up to the second floor? Like the ladies room?
Augie you are a sexy woman. Now get up there and flirt.
(Just don't say "like.oh.my.god." that much.)
Poor George. Throwing him to the Tuscany curbside like that....
I appreciate everyones' suggestions but I have no interest in Captain Cutie Bachelor. He is just a few years older than my nephew. Let's think about that for a bit ....
Ewwwwwwwwww.
And Monsty? George has not been thrown to the curb. George is still my movie star boyfriend.
And how old is that? Could you get his number for me? *grin*
Please give him my phone number. And let him know that I am quite proficient at Waxing the Weiner.
Captain Cutie's bio says he is 26 years old, Jen.
HD, if I run into him today I will most definitely tell him about your wiener waxing prowless.
Awesome! 26 is age-appropriate for me too!
And yet to me, 26 is over the hill.
26 is not eligible bachelour material at all. Men in there 30's are a far better comodity.
According to Samboohoo, I do all right in the baking department. You might want to mention that to the bachelor when you give him my phone number.
I went upstairs to the second floor today. I looked for Captain Cutie. I hung out, I roamed, I stalked, I peeked.
No Captain Cutie. I will try again tomorrow.
When you give the bachelor HD's phone number, please give him mine as well. In case he wants some variety or something. 26 is definitely in my age group, seeing as how I will be 26 in a matter of weeks.
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