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I haven't decided what I want to be when I grow up.
Any suggestions?
posted by yvonne at Tuesday, October 04, 2005
augustgirl
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Any suggestions?
26 Comments:
Well, Augie, I had no ideas. But I've never let that stop me before. *grin* In order to help you decide, I googled odd jobs. Found an article about an outrageous job listing service. I think you should consider #3 & #9.
One week's worth of OutRaGeouS jobs
1) Custom witch spells to get money, win love or curse enemies ($25).
2) Posse looking for leader.
3) I will clean your chimney dressed as a gargoyle ($110).
4) Wanted for hire: pretender.
5) Dial-A-Bedtime-Story.
6) Will (bother) your neighbors for $20 hr + expenses.
7) Need psychic to perform dog séance, $50.
8) SF: Hiring Ms./Mr. Moneypenny.
9) Get paid to smell men's armpits.
10) Fire-breathing, fire-eating ordained minister for your wedding.
You know I'm just kidding. I would never suggest #9 for serious consideration to anyone I actually like. *smooch*
My personal assistant.
Ummm..
bike messenger?
Bounty hunter?
Hitwoman?
Oh wait, that's what I want to be...
Puppeteer.
Arkie, I would rather be a posse leader than a chimney cleaner. And smelling men's armpits? I'll pass.
Carey, I would love to be your personal assistant. What is the pay?
Rose, would you consider a partner in your bike messenger/bounty hunter/hit woman business?
Zombie? Puppets scare me. Did you ever see that movie where the guy is a ventriloquist and his dummy comes to life? *shudder*
Well, aren't you already our leader? *quizzical look*
Arkie! Me? A leader? Not hardly. Unless I've been hired to be a pretend leader. That I could do.
Wait. We have to grow up?
I think you should be a talent scout, but only the talent scout who looks for really hot male models. And I? Will be your assisitant. And we can take bribes too.
Pay?
MM? You win! I have decided to become a bribe taking talent scout for really hot male models. MM will be my partner in crime. Anyone else care to join us?
Momma? We have to grow up, but we don't have to like it.
Carey? Yes, pay.
WooHoo! As your assistant, I will have to try out each male model before I pass them on to you, ya know, just to be sure they won't be wasting your time.
You should be a corpse fucker. I hear it's the latest thing.
Although, as a bribe-taking talent scout, you could conceivably (no pun intended) end up as a corps fucker. Depending on where you go looking for talent. And what you take for bribes.
You want to be a Post Award Grant Administrator for a dental school. *snort*
*sigh*
Duh! Keith Urban's roadie and personal assistant.
Paris Hilton? Hey we could all use the party life!
But I don't wanna grow up, I'm a ToysRUs Kid!!!
So when do we start? And do I get paid for training?
A sex kitten?
MM, we start tomorrow. Paid training for everyone!
Monsty? I'm not quite the sex kitten material, but thanks for the thought.
I think you should be Keith Urban's personal sex slave! :P
Nutz, Duh! .... I already *am* Keith Urban's personal sex slave.
I guess it would be helpful if *he* knew I was his personal sex slave, huh?.
I want to be a duvet when I grow up. And out.
And up.
And out.
Well, I don't think you would make it as a professional blogger. In other words, UPDATE, please!
I think Tishy just called me a dork.
Duh!!! you are a dork.
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