Saturday, October 22, 2005

Conspiracies and stuff

It's raining. Again. It rained the entire time I was on vacation two weeks ago. I went back to work and the sun came out. It's Saturday, and it's raining. I smell a conspiracy against Augie.

I do not think I can wait three weeks for the new Lost episode. 3 freakin' weeks! What are they trying to do to me? I smell a conspiracy against all the Lost viewers.

When I go to the grocery store today I am going to buy the biggest honkin' bag of M&Ms I can find. Then I will go home and contemplate eating the entire bag in one sitting. I smell a conspiracy against my thighs and my ass.

I went to Quiznos yesterday for the first time. It was good, but not "knock my socks off" good. I don't think Subway has anything to worry about, as least with my business. I guess as far as sandwiches are concerned, I'm not so fancy -- more of a Subway girl than a Quiznos girl.

I really want to go to the Greek Isles. I have two wall calendars and one is of the Greek Isles. It's gorgeous. Simply breathtaking. I will go there before I die.

My second wall calendar is a Keith Urban one. Not a surprise to anyone, huh?

I am going to make cream of potato soup today. It's a homemade soup day for sure.

I am really tired of Paris Hilton. Can someone please make her go away? And soon.

26 Comments:

Blogger Bravie said...

It's still dark here so I don't know about the weather yet.

It does not seem fair to make us wait three weeks. I'm with you, it's a conspiracy.

*rolls eyes* Yeah Augie, you really have a weight problem.

I prefer Subway over Quiznos as well. I like the turkey/bacon wrap at Subway.

Greek chicks are hot.

You like Keigh Urban? I wish you would have told me.

Yummmmmmy, cream of potato soup is one of my favorites. Will you put bacon in it too? Cuz that makes it extra yummy.

I had a dream last night that I was in a cave with Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Nick was licking my belly and then he told me I was fat. So Paris is currently higher on my list than Nick and Jessica.

Have a nice day.

10/22/2005 10:00 AM  
Blogger arkie said...

Augie, I think Carey *pooted* and that's what you're really smelling. *grin*

I'm with you on Quiznos vs Subway. If Quiznos was closer to my office than Subway, I might go to Q's instead, but I'm sure not driving past Subway to get to Q's. They weren't that good.

10/22/2005 10:11 AM  
Blogger Coco said...

I volunteer to bury Paris Hilton in my compost heap, because I'm such a good friend.

10/22/2005 10:38 AM  
Blogger yvonne said...

LOL at Arkie! *sprays Oust in blog*

I do not put bacon in my potato soup. I love bacon, but just not in my soup. Or on my salads. I guess I'm odd.

Coco? You are the bestest! But I'm not sure if Paris would be good for your heap. I fear she would pollute your compost.

10/22/2005 10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*just dropping my bowl off*

And I'm a little irritated with the rain too. We're supposed to be going to the Desperate Housewives Pig Roast in a few minutes, but I ain't going until it's a little drier out.

Perhaps if Paris ate a whole bag, her thighs and ass would explode and then she would go away.

It is okay to say ass here, isn't it?

10/22/2005 3:57 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Bacon goes with everything.

10/22/2005 5:09 PM  
Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

mmmm, I like potato soup and I agree about Paris Hilton in the compost. She's too plasticy for the compost. I do have access to a fine selection of solvents if you like.

10/22/2005 5:14 PM  
Blogger Breezy said...

I put ham in my potato soup. hmmmm I need to get out that recipe and make some... *shiver* it's cold here. Some nice hot soup would be nice.

*smooch*

10/22/2005 6:48 PM  
Blogger Coco said...

I wonder if you smoked Paris up and slivered her if she'd do any good to your soup?

I made beet soup today and it was yummeh.

10/22/2005 9:14 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I don't think so Coco. Even if you chopped her real thinly you would still only have enough meat for one cup of soup.

Ham is yummy in potato soup too. I still prefer bacon though. Damnit, what is wrong with the bacon?

Beet soup. Yuckah.

10/22/2005 9:47 PM  
Blogger Buggy said...

It's pretty in here!
I love the new look.

Pototo soup!
I'm going to have to make some next week.
Don't put the bacon in the soup,it makes it mushy, sprinkle cooked bacon on top Mmmmmmmmm.

I love Quiznos, I think they have better bread than Subway.

10/23/2005 11:46 AM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Quiznos=warm and toatsty.

You can have 18 bags of M&M's it is on your meal plan.

Lost is driving me nuts. I am mad becasue I read spoilers. I don't want to read them but when I go on my Lost hunts online I always run into them. 3.weeks. That is just wrong.

I would love to go to Greek Isles too. Wouldn't you just love to have a meal out onone of those white buildings and walk their streets?

Potato soup is yummy. Sprinkle M&M's in it.

I dont' even wsate my time thiking about Paris

10/23/2005 6:55 PM  
Blogger yvonne said...

I didn't make the soup. I got home from the grocery store yesterday and my dad was using the big soup pot. He was making pinto beans (the ONLY thing he makes *grin*). I went to the Renaissance Festival today so I wasn't home all afternoon to make soup. I'll do it next weekend.

10/23/2005 7:04 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

That's not a very good excuse. I was counting on soup.

10/23/2005 7:35 PM  
Blogger yvonne said...

And I'm still waiting on bread.

10/23/2005 8:17 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

It's waiting in your PM box.

10/23/2005 8:38 PM  
Blogger mm said...

Thanks for mentioning cream of potato soup. Now I need to have some and I've already blown my diet this weekend. Oh, and I need some M&Ms too.

10/24/2005 1:00 AM  
Blogger Glowie said...

I think it will be raining for a while. I think there's a conspiracy against Florida. Be glad you aren't there.

I don't want to wait 3 weeks for Lost either.

Did you buy me peanut butter M&Ms?

Quiznos is grotesque. Don't ever go there again.

I will go to the Greek Isles with you.

I want potato soup too. Please send me some.

Paris Hilton doesn't bother me. But for you, I will make her go *poof*.

10/24/2005 8:24 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Where are the damn pictures.

10/24/2005 11:47 AM  
Blogger yvonne said...

Carey - I can't post the pictures because I'm at work. You'll have to wait.

Yay! Glow is going to the Greek Isles with me! Woo and Hoo!

MM? I did not get any M&Ms. Nor did I make the soup. Your diet is safe for this week. Well, at least from me. :-)

10/24/2005 12:40 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Then you shouldn't tease me with the idea. Just post the damn pics. Don't tell me you are going to and then make me wait. Hrmph.

10/24/2005 12:41 PM  
Blogger Schnookie said...

Awwwwwww, I'm so sorry it rained your entire vacation!!!! I would have gone crazy.

3 weeks to wait for Lost!!! Arrrrrgggggggggg! I can't stand it!!!!!!

M&Ms ... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMY!

I really prefer Quiznos over subway. I like the toastiness of Quiznos.

Can I go to the Greek Isles with you?

I must try to make soups. I love soups. Please send me your recipe for your potatoe soup. *slurp*

*smoooooooooch*

10/24/2005 1:34 PM  
Blogger Dweeze said...

As a blog mod, I'll take Paris off your hands.

10/24/2005 5:25 PM  
Blogger yvonne said...

I must say that Dweeze is the best mod ever.

10/24/2005 6:27 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I'll take Quizno's over Subway any day. Subway subs don't have any taste to them. Quizno's is delicious and anyone who says otherwise is a nerd.

10/24/2005 6:33 PM  
Blogger Coco said...

*waves hand*

I've never actually eaten at Quizno's, but I am both a former Sandwich Artiste and a nerd, so there you go.

Plus I hate the Quizno's mutants.

10/24/2005 6:58 PM  

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