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My blog needs a mod. Tell me why you should be Augie's Bloggie's Mod.
posted by yvonne at Saturday, October 15, 2005
augustgirl
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Saturday, October 15, 2005
20 Comments:
I should be the mod because I posted before Carey!
I should be the mod because I can start a mean conga line.
Oh yeah...and I don't have a job. Does this come with benefits?
pfffft to Nutz.
I should be the mod of your blog and here is why.
Sh!t. damn laptops. I accidentally slid my hand across the mousepad.
Nutty P's. Monsty is my mod, therefore I should be your mod and you should be hers. I'ts only fair.
Yes, I am playing the sistah card.
And? I love you more than anyone else does. And? I have cheesecake. And? I have Sees candy. And? I hsare your love of all things Keith but would never try to steal your Keith.
And? Did I say that I love you the mostest?
And? You are the best sistah who is older than I but not old.
I should be the Augie's Bloggie's Mod because, like yourself, I am an August girl.
I should be the mod because I have already taken a stance against all the bad stuff the others do. Also, we are business partners, so we already know we work well together.
*passes augie another hot male model*
1) I'm known to disappear for great lengths of time
2) I'm full of myself
3) I'm an insufferable know-it-all
4) I can bitch slap people for doing things for me, even if they do it for free
5) I have a dictator complex
6) This post would have been a lot funnier if I could have signed it with another name, but your post doesn't allow anonymous comments.
Oh, and as for me? My name is 'Mog.
'Mog the Mod has a certain ring to it.
I can be your mod!
I have super long "Twiggy" eyelashes.
I have a penchant for dressing in bright smock dresses w/ gogo boots.
Just don't cut my hair to 2 inches long, then tell me you're going to cut 1/2 inch more- or I will quit so I can be myself and attain the ultimate goal- Miss America.
(Okay that was for the other 2 people who actually watch that stupid show.)
*samooch*
Additionally, I have returned from the store with a strawberry cheesecake. It seems to have your name written all over it.
Plus, your new template was picked out by moi and you will be needing someone with lighthouse experience. I have slept in a lighthouse, visited many lighthouses and I have the ability to zip up and down the spiral staircase with ease! *wink*
Did I win? Cause I have 2 kids to support ya know?
Augie? I lvoe you dog!
I vote for G. Because Mog the Mod does have a certain ring to it. I don't vote for me because I am too fickle. One day I would allow things and the next day I wouldn't.
Glowie <--- fickle
Umm, when do you announce your decision? The anticipation is killing me...
Hey, you did pretty well on your picks this week? Did you use Michelle's method?
I should be the mod because...
Uhm, duh. I'm the most moderating influence you know. And all that stuff Goth listed, I'm way better at than him.
And Carey once offered to show me her oobies. I think that's gotta count for something.
I would gladly be Augie's rod, whereever and whenever she...
Oh. Mod. Well that's different.
Nevermind.
I still have that strawberry cheesecake waiting! ...but if you don't hurry, I'm going to eat it! :)
Oh man!!!! Now that Landru and Dweeze shoed up, none of us have a chance at all. Not one chance. Damnit.
*taps foot impatiently*
Well I waited, but now you have forced me to eat a slice of the cheesecake because I got hungry waiting for you.
... but if you come soon, there is still 7/8 of it left! If you make me keep waiting, I can't promise it'll be there.
Did I mention it was strawberry? It is divine! :9
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