Swear on your life!
Please people, I beg of you. Years from now when I am old and feeble and sitting in the nursing home, and you come to visit me ......
Please, Please, PLEASE bring tweezers and pluck out any nasty old chin hairs that will have sprouted. And considering the amount of women in my Mom's nursing home with major chins hair, it is a given they will sprout, and not a "maybe".
Swear on your life. Cross your heart. Pinky swear. Just please, please, please do not let me sit there with chin hairs.
Augie <---- traumatized by chin hairs since forever
posted by yvonne at Monday, August 22, 2005
14 Comments:
I solemnly swear, Augie, I will not let you sit there with whiskers.
We'll just put those old style cat glasses on you and you're whiskers will fit right in.
*meow*
I have a fear of hair which is not attached. I'm sorry, someone else is gonna have to pluck for you.
I love you and I will bring you ice cream and chocolate, I'll rub your feet, but there is no way in hell that I will pull your hair out for you. I gagged through this entire post. Gah.
I have a vintage electric razor I can give you!
Blech, Carey. *shudder* Augie, honey, I will pluck out your chin hairs while she is rubbing your feet.
Augie, I will be happy to pluck out any chin hairs that you might end up with, unless you are associating with nursing home men who have nose hairs sticking out. I don't do nose hair. Or ear hair. Ick.
*pinky swear* I absolutely promise to pluck out the nasty chin hairs and I also promise to stay away from your eyebrows *grin* You have to promise to do my toe hairs *giggle*
Like Iggy, I do not do nose and ear hair though.
I will be tomorrow to help you.
What Arkie said.
But I will let you sit there with whiskey.
I need to stop posting in blogs at 3 a.m. becuase I am just not making sense at that hour.
(And yes, that is a knuckleball right over the plate- whoever wants to hit it out of the park, is welcome)
Awwwww, you are all in my will now. Well, except for that smartypants Breezy.
*smooch*
ooooh! what do I get?
Raindrops on HD
And whiskers on Augie
Carey who rubs feet
Of Monstah and Breezy
Iggy and Glowie all tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things
(My apologies to the peeps I didn't work into that)
I don't think either of them would let me rub their feet. *shrug*
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