Random Rants and Raves

Turn signals, people. Use the damn turn signals.

Punctuation is good stuff. Commas are our friends. I fear for the future of our country if the young people of today are so freaking lazy they don't want to capitalize or use proper punctuation. It makes them look lazy or stupid. Or both. Whatever it is--laziness or stupidity--it has me worried.

I hate gum. I hate when people chew gum like cows chewing their cud. I'm appalled when I go to the store and the cashier is standing there chomping and cracking and popping gum as s/he is waiting on me. Where did manners go? I blame MTV.

Someone is trying to outbid me on eBay. Does this person (with a paltry 48 feedbacks, pffffft) know who they are messing with? I think not. I will win this item JUST BECAUSE I am getting outbid. I will win. No doubt about it. I'll freaking bid more than I want to because now I'm on a mission to win. Not one of my finer personality traits, but I hate to lose.

Fireflies are magical. I find it hard to doubt that there is a God when I see the summer night lit up by thousands and thousands of fireflies.

Crickets are cool. More specifically, the sound of crickets is cool. Nothing is more relaxing to me than falling asleep to the sound of crickets chirping outside the window.

I hate my hair. It's too brunette, too straight, too thin, too fast growing. I just did a self-trimming of my bangs. Never a good thing to do, but I can't take the hair hanging in my eyes. So I risk a bad bang job to save my sanity. Besides, in two weeks the bangs will be in my eyes again. *sigh*

I love my arms. Lean and muscular, with no "bat wing" wavy thing going on. Almost makes up for my pathetic hair. Almost.

There is nothing to eat, and I'm hungry. And I'm too lazy to prepare something that will take more than 5 minutes, and I'm too lazy to go out and get something. Man, I am really annoying myself today. I hate when that happens.